Here's a story about fun. Something to get you out of routine. Just let yourself tickled by technology. Let you fancy it yourself.
Once upon a time there was a robot who wanted to play a funny game with a princess; but it would have to make friend with a humorous princess only. It traveled all over the world to find one, but nowhere could it get what it wanted. There were princesses enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they had a sense of humor or no.
One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. The robot was restless, the game hadn't begun yet. There's no fun. Nothing to fancy about.
Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and a shadow went to open it. It was Britney Spears standing out there in front of the gate. But, she didn't say anything for a couple of minutes. She just smiled with a funny gesture.
The robot seemed impatient, exclaimed, "I don't need a song, I need a witty remark!"
Britney got out of there, there's nothing she could do to tickle the robot's fancy. There's no such game considered fun, and the robot started to cry.
"Don't cry!" All of sudden, Jim Carrey jumped over the wall and calmed it down. But the robot kept crying.
It transformed into a motorcycle and off it sped up, leaving him in awe.
"Hey, me funny!" Jim cried out. "Don't go!"
The robot stopped a few meters away, thinking, "I should not be able to do it--thinking, this what men do. This is not funny, there must be something wrong with this article."
It's looking for the blogger for an explanation, but, sorry, ... I am enjoying playing games now.
World celebrities wish to have fun in Bali. Even Julia Roberts has to eat, pray and love there. It seems like there's no place for romance more exotic than this island. Is it true? It depends on everyone's perspective and how you compare one another, right?
Bali captures everyone's attention, from domestic tourists, foreign ones until world celebrities. Once Katy Perry had to call me saying how she felt glorious to be here without me. Do you believe it? Just the second phrase, okay? Lol.
Anyway, has Nicolas Cage ever visited this island? Not sure. Maybe next, after all his debts paid off. But, that's history, I believe; he can come to Bali anytime he wants, not as celebrity but as tourist only. The world will give him free access if he would like to search on the Internet.
Sure, anybody like to have fun in Bali, enjoy sunbathing at Kuta beach, be amazed by naughty monkeys in Sangeh, thrilled by various everlasting Hinduism ritual and ceremonies, and attracted by a lot of traditional and unique souvenirs. But who likes to die here? Are there anyone among world celebrities?
Before I tell you more about it, it is for you to know and be aware of, that on the Day of Nyepi (Silence Day), which is part of public holiday in Indonesia, you are not allowed to wander around the island. Traveling and outdoor activities are forbidden! and the world must respect it, and so must celebrities. Bali is totally dead. Only security officers stay vigil.
It's quiet, calm and restless, and anybody who prefers to die here must wait until everything gets back to normal. The shooting process can be carried on later. Therefore, on learning this, you should not be curious who celebrities like to die in Bali are, should you? They have already had some stunt men to do it for them. WHAT?!
Sorry, world, a little joke may make your day brighter.
When you search on the Internet surely what you can find most is Bruno Mars best song. Looking for a bad one is not recommended for the fans.
First, let's sing a pop music which is first recorded as being used in 1926, in the sense of a piece of music "having popular appeal". At that time Bruno Mars was not born yet, and neither was I. The bad song was presented not at the events in the history of recording in the 1920s. It cannot be seen as the birth of the modern pop music industry, not including in country, blues and hillbilly music.
According to fans, Bruno Mars is not good at parodying term "pop music" originated in Sweden in the mid-1970s as a description for a duet performance with Tom Jones who, if he happens to come across this blog, might think all history above is all like bad song--no rhythm at all. Meaning: fake!
Never ever listen to a comedian saying, "too much improvisation will kill you." Just grab a microphone and sing, no matter how bad a music is, Bruno Mars will be there appearing in your mind leading you to heaven.
However, there is no heaven without best song. Be it Harlem Shake or Gangnam Style if all copying materials outdo one another, so music is not part of fashion and entertainment, it's evil. Get confused with this statement?
Just pay attention if you happen to find Bruno Mars singing anything you find stressful on the Internet, like Online Marketing activities choir, that's one thing for sure a bad song anybody won't to listen to.
This is not excellent news! That Robert Pattinson has converted to Islam and he’s living with Kristen again. This is a terrible hoax! So, rather than believe in such a parody, playing games with vampire will be excellent. Is it a good idea? No, that's stupid! So, ask the children to go to bed early after finishing their homework.
No Muslim activity done by Pattinson that after a lengthy separation, he and his sweetheart have finally reunited in Los Angeles. No kinda prayer you'll see him do five time a day. After the two were spotted out together at one of their favorite bars, Ye Rustic Inn, on Mar.19, HollywoodLife.com has learned that theTwilight twosome are once again living together in Kristen’s house! that's also most of the headline tell about them today. Nothing to do with Robert Pattinson converting to Islam at all.
Rob is living at Kristen’s house. There's no sermon, no Friday prayer and no compulsory for her to wear a veil and he doesn't have to let his beard grow long .Their dogs are there and surely know nothing about the gossip of Robert Pattinson's conversion to Islam — that is the hoax obvious you can find on the net. He considers Kristen’s home, his home too, not a cemetery.
Okay, this is as the story goes: Robert Pattinson , an actor that has amassed 18 million dollars has converted to Islam. The news came as a shocker when he admitted it to Husagh presses in an interview with him. Pattinson admitted that it was a hard decision and was and this will be "extremely life changing."
And the fact as you can find at the date above is more up to date than any kinds of hoaxes scattered on the Internet. Okay, by the way, you want to leave together with them? What are you? You're not Jim Carrey, are you? ____________________________
Welcome to the world of art. That's right, you are here to have your house redecorated, not just to fancy your home; let us decorate it for you.
But, sorry, our men are away on holidays and will come back two weeks later. And how to complete the total look of your new room, you don't need piles of paints at all. You don't need to climb on the roof and take a ladder to continue to your attic. Fancy home interiors mean you leave all to the experts. Let them all decorate it for you. When it comes to beauty, designers know best what to do.
In the mean time provide custom bedspreads and designer pillows nearby, available around your neighborhood, to match your taste of the walls and windows. All the color matching at fancy home interiors is not decorated by amateur designers, all done by color spectrometers.
While the computer records all the detail of your fancy room, rest your eye, forget the color components in any wall covering, tile, fabric, carpeting, or other decorating accessory. And relax, we're going to tell a story about celebrity having ho home. Is it really terrible that he become homeless? Last night we saw him on the way home form a window of the commuter line. We couldn't yell at him, sure, we couldn't. But rather we think about how to make a home decor in the wagon. Should be fancy, we believe. Is it a crazy idea? With lavish carpets and with the interior to tickle your funny bone? What's all about? Forget it, our men won't laugh hard enough for this.
Would you come to visit our showroom? Unfortunately our designers are still having vacation and they may be decorating the wide variety of home in fancy style.
But it's okay. We do the artwork, it's seasonal, yes it is. Just see the mirrors and our men will be back from holiday. They will fix the clocks, and the lamps and accessories on flying carpet.
Looking for an Indonesian seo expert? But first, who can change the following definition of SEO? Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of improving the visibility of a website or a web page in search engines via the "natural" or un-paid ("organic" or "algorithmic") search results (Wikipedia).
I think anybody can, as long as it refers to the same or reasonable perception, right? And who can get your blog or website to the first page of Google? Try an expert. There are many out there, including those coming from Indonesia,including me, myself: Muhammad Nurman
Am I an Indonesian seo expert? Well, so far my blog Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy promotes only comedy writings and illustrations including caricatures, comic strips and so on. However, you see the point here. That since I've found the fashion of "tickling" Google is crazily contagious , I need to put my name on first page of Google as an Indonesian seo expert ; this is my "portfolio to show to the world that I am a credible Indonesian seo expert.
Now that you find the link there on first page of Google leading here, so you make sure of yourself that I am the right person for you to hire for your seo project.
Rather to promote tickle keywords like a tickling blogger with a tickling blog who is consistent with tickle or tickling words--it's a kinda boring--I'd help you rank your desired keyword onto the first page of Google.
Welcome to Indonesia. Trust your seo project to the witty Muhammad Nurman, phone 088210031156
Gwyneth Paltrow to be a Bollywood Guest star? She's one of the stunt women jumping into a speeding car? None of the media have ever tickled everyone's fancy with this gossip.
The Oscar-winning actress who's fond of singing and has ever done a debut as professional singer might say, "Of course not!" This gossip is nuts!"
Not only is she a talented actor, but also a singer. Country music, that's what she likes to sing but never ever invites Lata Mangeshkar, the legend of Bollywood playback singer, to be a back-up vocalist on stage. Another gossip about Gwyneth Paltrow buying fancy car in India is also laughable. But if you say, "Why not?" This is not a right gossip to tickle everybody's funny bone.
What if she's invited to Indonesia and share her voice here? You think, Gwyneth Paltrow likes singing dangdut song? But the kind of lower-class music genre, which often sentimentally force you to dance instead of cry, is a worth try. Be it played in a fancy car, the collaboration of country music and dangdut may bring a harmonious rhythm of tickling music. Would you like to try it with me, Ms. Paltrow?
By the way, it has nothing to do between Gwyneth Paltrow chose and bought the car brand Lexus with becoming a stunt woman in India. She wouldn't explain to the people there that Lexus as part of fancy cars are environmentally friendly, has a powerful engine, has a charming design, suitable for a family car and so on.
Does Nicolas Cage have to pay Nevada bank? This is one episode of bankrupt story of celebrities. Nicolas Cage had been ordered to pay over $2 million to the Nevada State Bank. Well, that's history.
Today the actor reportedly owed $ 2,511,605.74 might feel relieved. Never try to trace back from the past if you have no talent to be a detective. What is that for, anyway? It is not a good idea too, if you like to sneak to his house at night to check it out if he also has another debts.
Is it another story? Bankruptcy appeals to everyone? And Nicolas Cage who happened to be in such condition was an unlucky celebrity everybody really likes to know about. Will people like an unusual show: Ladies and gentlemen, attention please, his Las Vegas home was foreclosed - where it was repossessed and sold on to recuperate monies lost in a defaulted loan. Our hero had a loss of $3.5million! That's too much!
Then should everyone cries out: "He owes a lot of money, he has to pay it in full!?" The actor's financial problems came to light late a few years ago, but none of the bloggers gave him a suggestion to back them up writing a story about celebrity, especially Nicolas Cage bankruptcy. That's not funny at all. It is not funny either if you think your blog(s) can reach at least 1 million visitors a day, you can get yourself out of debt. Google Adsense is not an instant platform to make big money as soon as possible.
Nicolas Cage may be an Academy Award actor among Hollywood elites, but bankruptcy knows nothing about it. It is not so impressed by his star-power. In 2009, it is reported America went after Cage for failing to pay $ 6 million in taxes. Not only did he have to relinquish multiple properties under his name, Cage had to pick-up additional acting roles in order to live "paycheck by paycheck" while paying back his tax debt.
This celebrity terrible story should not tickle the world's funny bone!
Do you really know him? You are his fan? How well you know about Justin Bieber? Check out something wrong in this writing, the spoof: names, the fact, the make-up story, etc. This is part of tickling writing, nothing more!
Justin Drew Bieber born March 1, 1994 is a Canadian singer-song plumber, magician, taxi driver and chef. Bieber was discovered in 2008 by American talent manager Justin Timberlake, who came across Bieber's videos on MyTube and later became his manager. Timberlake arranged for him to meet with Shaun the sheep farmer in Mumbay, India, and Bieber was soon signed to X-men Shaun Media Group (XSMG), and then to a Desert Records recording contract offered by record executive Samsung.Galaxy.
Was Bieber is a former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world? How well you know him? Keep reviewing. Is correct that he holds the record as the youngest boxer to win the WBC, WBA and IBF heavyweight titles at 11 years, 11 months and 10 days old.? Is it strange to find out that Bieber moved to the cruiser weight division in 2007 and won his first title the following year, when he defeated Lady Gaga for the WBA Cruiser weight belt? He would then go on to defeat Katy Perry and Charles Bronson to win the attention of Queen Elizabeth 2. Nuuuuuts!!!!
What else?
Bieber has won numerous major awards in his career as a blogger--his side job, including three National Blogging Awards as Best Blogger, and fourteen Blogfare Awards. He is the most-nominated performer in any major rafting category at Blogfare, with 37 nominations overall. In addition to blogging, Bieber has worked also as an English teacher.
Really weird ignorance about him. But, did you know his fake stuff on twitter? Justin Bieber cracked 35-million Twitter followers once, officially surpassing the total population of Canada, his home country. Thousands of fake profiles, people signed up and then left the service or just plain spammer accounts. Surely you know well about your beloved one, but will by doing so, we get money on the Internet?
Is Katy Perry going to tell me something sensational about Bali? Before she says so I would like to say, "not now." I know it's crazy. I am not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. I am busy, writing more and more, blogging more and more, rewriting more and more and thinking more and more. I also get stressed to get less money as I expect here on the Internet with a lot of lures and distractioins scattered on sites and blogs.
Bad news is 2002 Bali bombings killed more than 200 people, including 88 Australians, and injured more than 200, including 66 Australians. This is according to an Australian site. Different toll, different data with different country, off course. Thanks Katy, that year you were not there. Is she now whispering, "I am in Bali now, cover a tickling news about me." That's nonsense!
It's all daydreaming, I refuse to respond because I am not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while she's singing some hits I am narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going.on a pilgrimage to Mecca and so on.
A few years ago Katy Perry was in Bali, climbing a mountain, but I am not sure myself. That's as the rumor goes. Before she had goen there, her performance on Jan. 19, 2012 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour was without me being there. I was broke, no promoters would like to invite me for free.
Just fly high, across the continent and stop by the Liberty Statue or somewhere thereabout to find her. What's that for? Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly disappeared
Justin Timberlake fancy dress is here. When people are looking for something unusual worn by celebrities, that doesn't include the critic's point of view, or does it? He only sings, writes songs and keeps doing so and people cry out and mention what he wears. No, they are not mentioning it on the spot. This comes as a trend anybody would like to search on the Internet.
If such notice will really lead you to the market you're looking for, then the fancy dress of Justin Timberlake is nowhere to search. There's a stage waiting for him and you won't cry out when he decides to fit the costume to perform, and yes you do as it might tickle everyone fancy. Fashion design really needs to outdo each other to win attention. What is that for? Apart from "the show must go on", the apparel must sale well.
What best story of Justin Timberlake to amuse you? Fancy dress or romance? Both can be different in the eye of those having no sense of humor. As the show must go on, you will see those standing in life for fashion like Britney Spears' T-shirt, Justin Bieber's doll, Jessica Simpson's perfume all are not queuing for nothing. The show off must go on. The profit must be generated and the people must become their own marketers one another.
Okay, there's nothing to tickle your fancy. There's no silly story like Jacky Chan's the Tuxedo to create amusing laughter. There's only an empty stage with no song you can listen to. Then the host comes from nowhere and shouts, "Justin Timberlake fancy dress is here!"
No responses.
But, "Shake your body, baby!" One, two, ten, hundred, thousands romp around like kids to follow the rhythm. More and more people were reborn to dance the whole night. That's not the weird story, the stage becomes lively. The drum is no way to be worn out. The guitar can sing itself. What?!
But where is he? Fantastic! All you can see is only Justin Timberlake fancy dress _______________________________________
Much as Canadians crave the big melt mid March, it never quite happens on schedule. In NYC, however, there is a meltdown happening right on cue: the third annual Big Cheesy grilled cheese competition.
Because he is so suspicious? Some people keep highlighting questions of why President Barack Obama used two Bibles during his swearing-in ceremony on Monday few months ago. Could the one of it be the Qur'an, and that's why you think he is a Muslim? The rumor is everywhere scattered on the Internet.
The media report, the Bible is the one used by President Abraham Lincoln at his first inauguration, which Mr. Obama previously used in 2009, and another Bible was used by the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. That the appearance of two Bibles stacked on top of each other may make people think Obama was hiding the Qur'an in there. Why should he? And this drove many to think that he might be a Muslim.
Some other suspicions: he used to live in Jakarta, Indonesia, the predominant Muslim country and was raised by a Muslim step father. Then Obama bowed to Saudi Arabian King. Also his half brother in Kenya is Muslim, and a great number of presumptions uploaded onto Youtube with "proof" and convincing title. People keep thinking the rumor is right.
Okay, now let's check and recheck whether Obama is Muslim or not.
1. The rumor of swearing-in ceremony with the qur'an, it is not that you touch it or put it under your hand, the Holy Book is put above your head. This is the total difference between Muslim and non Muslim ceremony. Why should he do that? If Obama hid the qur'an there, didn't he mock Islam himself?
2. Does he perform a five-time daily prayer? You can say, surely Obama is Muslim if he does that. Otherwise he is not. Muslims who skip their prayer obligation are considered the non as this is the only religious practice which distinguishes it with other religions. However, if you think he is not God obidient one, then another rumor would be why he is not religious? Lol.
If the two points written above seem not to answer the question of whether Obama is Muslim or no and you keep wondering, just wait for him to be Muslim himself as you ask for it. Why is that possible? Well, people, many convert to Islam even with the hatred coming along with them as they knew Islam for the first time as evil. Now, it's up to you whether to believe or not such a rumor.
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Justin Bieber dolls to tickle your fancy for the holidays? No, all it's going to be bought by Selena Gomez and kicked out. Wow, sounds serious! Not really, Selena broke him up and Justin Bieber dolls are coming to ask her for reconciliation. "But you can't buy them, my kids, and I'm not suggesting you buy one," say a mother in the North Pole. What does mean? It has nothing to do with it!
The dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, seem offended . There's no sign of sorry for Justin to have been broken up by Selena. It's all about joy and image building. Children can't make Justin Bieber dolls fly like a plane toy, off course. That's not the one to tickle their fancy. However, their curiosity grows strong that they turn themselves to dolls and sneak around that warehouse and approach a shadow around the corner.
Nonsense!
Selena Gomes is about to yell at this mother when she find the doll sitting calmly there around the corner of the living room, singing about Justin Bieber's breakup song with her. Amazing, the doll changes its mind, making a deal with itself and soon agreeing to turn itself to mice and tickle everyone's bones.
Nonsense!
The show must go on. There's nothing such nonsense to mock Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, even with a doll. But the breakup is so obvious that the doll feels ticklish to tell this silly story. Don't let them tickle your fancy. Buy Justin Bieber backpacks, figurines, singing dolls, even a Justin Biebertooth brush from Toys"R"Us! Bring the idol and his hair home with you! Shop now!
Because Brad Pitt is not Bread Pete who likes baking cake and eating a large amount of salad by himself. He is not a glutton; he is an actor who's been with Angelina Jolie, who is also an actor, living together for several years. And the rumors of getting married have been scattered on the Internet since 2009.
Remember when Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend'? That's not the reason why after the divorce he tried to steal Angelina Jolie's heart and planned to marry her someday.
The difference between Brad Pitt and Bread Pitt, apart from the romance with Angelina Jolie, that Brad once called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan." And Bread is married to Applepie Jolie.
Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to reply to public about why he and Angelina Jolie is not married. He doesn't care about the weird question asking who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a marriage counselor or a loan shark. He doesn't care whether Bread likes cheese or flour, either.
Replying to questions of the inquisitive and the gossip won't make him a sinner that he has to repent for not marrying Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt might shout: "Hey this is America!"
If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited in a talk show to talk about romance, none would agree if both to get married to each other. Not only Angelina Jolie gets confused with this statement. Applepie Jolie does too.
Me too.
By the way, dou you believe Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie used to have big debts like Nicolas Cage? Find it out here
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Idon't know what Globe and Mail critic Andrew Ryan was smoking when he filed his snarky review of last night's inaugural Canadian Screen Award telecast. Calling the awards, a merging of the Genie and Gemini awards, "Schlocky Night in Canada," Ryan wondered if anybody in Canada has actually seen the film, War Witch, that swept the awards show. A great many have heard about it as the film (known as Rebelle in Quebec) was Canada's nominee for best foreign film in last Sunday's Academy Awards, a show seen by millions around the world.