Happy April 1!
Monday, 1 April 2013
Is there anything funnier than performing on YouTube making a parody of your pavorite musician? Yanni, a legendary composer and live performer who has brought hundreds of millions of fans and fellow world citizens together with his concerts, won't make a silly story in Arab world, off course. He is all set to return to Dubai.
So don't wish for a joke if he is not in a mood with it. For example you would like to see Yanni with his full orchestra play soccer with all his people and dance Harlem Shake in the field. Funny as you may think, no one will believe such a story.
This is what you're waiting for: He will perform live in Dubai World Trade Centre as part of his World Tour 2013.
And looking for something different? You may enjoy his concert while washing your clothes at home. That's if you subscribe to a cable TV. Lol! If this is far from being what is called a funny story then just consider Yanni's orchestra is a truly unique collection of musicians.
Each member of his orchestra must know how to play the flute. Correct? It's totally wrong. This is not the news has been in search for. This is a tragic humor which sounds funny to those who know nothing about music and dull to the critics. The world's top performers to bring you what you see today, he is the legendary Yanni and Dubai will welcome him warmly.
To date, Yanni has sold more than 35 million albums globally, and his 2003 autobiography, Yanni In Words, made the New York Times bestseller list.
So, early April 2013 you're due to be there in Dubai, but without funny story such as Yanni gave you free ticket, okay?
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India Tour With Celebrity! Really?
So don't wish for a joke if he is not in a mood with it. For example you would like to see Yanni with his full orchestra play soccer with all his people and dance Harlem Shake in the field. Funny as you may think, no one will believe such a story.
This is what you're waiting for: He will perform live in Dubai World Trade Centre as part of his World Tour 2013.
And looking for something different? You may enjoy his concert while washing your clothes at home. That's if you subscribe to a cable TV. Lol! If this is far from being what is called a funny story then just consider Yanni's orchestra is a truly unique collection of musicians.
Each member of his orchestra must know how to play the flute. Correct? It's totally wrong. This is not the news has been in search for. This is a tragic humor which sounds funny to those who know nothing about music and dull to the critics. The world's top performers to bring you what you see today, he is the legendary Yanni and Dubai will welcome him warmly.
To date, Yanni has sold more than 35 million albums globally, and his 2003 autobiography, Yanni In Words, made the New York Times bestseller list.
So, early April 2013 you're due to be there in Dubai, but without funny story such as Yanni gave you free ticket, okay?
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India Tour With Celebrity! Really?
Sunday, 31 March 2013
Welcome back readers, welcome green, welcome spring!
I no longer have beach head.
Easter is my signal to begin the official countdown to tulip season.
It may be a wait.
Wednesday, 27 March 2013
Here's a story about fun. Something to get you out of routine. Just let yourself tickled by technology. Let you fancy it yourself.
Once upon a time there was a robot who wanted to play a funny game with a princess; but it would have to make friend with a humorous princess only. It traveled all over the world to find one, but nowhere could it get what it wanted. There were princesses enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they had a sense of humor or no.
One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. The robot was restless, the game hadn't begun yet. There's no fun. Nothing to fancy about.
Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and a shadow went to open it. It was Britney Spears standing out there in front of the gate. But, she didn't say anything for a couple of minutes. She just smiled with a funny gesture.
The robot seemed impatient, exclaimed, "I don't need a song, I need a witty remark!"
Britney got out of there, there's nothing she could do to tickle the robot's fancy. There's no such game considered fun, and the robot started to cry.
"Don't cry!" All of sudden, Jim Carrey jumped over the wall and calmed it down. But the robot kept crying.
It transformed into a motorcycle and off it sped up, leaving him in awe.
"Hey, me funny!" Jim cried out. "Don't go!"
The robot stopped a few meters away, thinking, "I should not be able to do it--thinking, this what men do. This is not funny, there must be something wrong with this article."
It's looking for the blogger for an explanation, but, sorry, ... I am enjoying playing games now.
Once upon a time there was a robot who wanted to play a funny game with a princess; but it would have to make friend with a humorous princess only. It traveled all over the world to find one, but nowhere could it get what it wanted. There were princesses enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they had a sense of humor or no.
One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. The robot was restless, the game hadn't begun yet. There's no fun. Nothing to fancy about.
Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and a shadow went to open it. It was Britney Spears standing out there in front of the gate. But, she didn't say anything for a couple of minutes. She just smiled with a funny gesture.
The robot seemed impatient, exclaimed, "I don't need a song, I need a witty remark!"
Britney got out of there, there's nothing she could do to tickle the robot's fancy. There's no such game considered fun, and the robot started to cry.
"Don't cry!" All of sudden, Jim Carrey jumped over the wall and calmed it down. But the robot kept crying.
It transformed into a motorcycle and off it sped up, leaving him in awe.
"Hey, me funny!" Jim cried out. "Don't go!"
The robot stopped a few meters away, thinking, "I should not be able to do it--thinking, this what men do. This is not funny, there must be something wrong with this article."
It's looking for the blogger for an explanation, but, sorry, ... I am enjoying playing games now.
Monday, 25 March 2013
World celebrities wish to have fun in Bali. Even Julia Roberts has to eat, pray and love there. It seems like there's no place for romance more exotic than this island. Is it true? It depends on everyone's perspective and how you compare one another, right?
Bali captures everyone's attention, from domestic tourists, foreign ones until world celebrities. Once Katy Perry had to call me saying how she felt glorious to be here without me. Do you believe it? Just the second phrase, okay? Lol.
Anyway, has Nicolas Cage ever visited this island? Not sure. Maybe next, after all his debts paid off. But, that's history, I believe; he can come to Bali anytime he wants, not as celebrity but as tourist only. The world will give him free access if he would like to search on the Internet.
Sure, anybody like to have fun in Bali, enjoy sunbathing at Kuta beach, be amazed by naughty monkeys in Sangeh, thrilled by various everlasting Hinduism ritual and ceremonies, and attracted by a lot of traditional and unique souvenirs. But who likes to die here? Are there anyone among world celebrities?
Before I tell you more about it, it is for you to know and be aware of, that on the Day of Nyepi (Silence Day), which is part of public holiday in Indonesia, you are not allowed to wander around the island. Traveling and outdoor activities are forbidden! and the world must respect it, and so must celebrities. Bali is totally dead. Only security officers stay vigil.
It's quiet, calm and restless, and anybody who prefers to die here must wait until everything gets back to normal. The shooting process can be carried on later. Therefore, on learning this, you should not be curious who celebrities like to die in Bali are, should you? They have already had some stunt men to do it for them. WHAT?!
Sorry, world, a little joke may make your day brighter.
Happy travelling!
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Which Is More Unusual Spiritualty, Bali or India?
Bali captures everyone's attention, from domestic tourists, foreign ones until world celebrities. Once Katy Perry had to call me saying how she felt glorious to be here without me. Do you believe it? Just the second phrase, okay? Lol.
Anyway, has Nicolas Cage ever visited this island? Not sure. Maybe next, after all his debts paid off. But, that's history, I believe; he can come to Bali anytime he wants, not as celebrity but as tourist only. The world will give him free access if he would like to search on the Internet.
Sure, anybody like to have fun in Bali, enjoy sunbathing at Kuta beach, be amazed by naughty monkeys in Sangeh, thrilled by various everlasting Hinduism ritual and ceremonies, and attracted by a lot of traditional and unique souvenirs. But who likes to die here? Are there anyone among world celebrities?
Before I tell you more about it, it is for you to know and be aware of, that on the Day of Nyepi (Silence Day), which is part of public holiday in Indonesia, you are not allowed to wander around the island. Traveling and outdoor activities are forbidden! and the world must respect it, and so must celebrities. Bali is totally dead. Only security officers stay vigil.
It's quiet, calm and restless, and anybody who prefers to die here must wait until everything gets back to normal. The shooting process can be carried on later. Therefore, on learning this, you should not be curious who celebrities like to die in Bali are, should you? They have already had some stunt men to do it for them. WHAT?!
Sorry, world, a little joke may make your day brighter.
Happy travelling!
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Which Is More Unusual Spiritualty, Bali or India?
Sunday, 24 March 2013
When you search on the Internet surely what you can find most is Bruno Mars best song. Looking for a bad one is not recommended for the fans.
First, let's sing a pop music which is first recorded as being used in 1926, in the sense of a piece of music "having popular appeal". At that time Bruno Mars was not born yet, and neither was I. The bad song was presented not at the events in the history of recording in the 1920s. It cannot be seen as the birth of the modern pop music industry, not including in country, blues and hillbilly music.
According to fans, Bruno Mars is not good at parodying term "pop music" originated in Sweden in the mid-1970s as a description for a duet performance with Tom Jones who, if he happens to come across this blog, might think all history above is all like bad song--no rhythm at all. Meaning: fake!
Never ever listen to a comedian saying, "too much improvisation will kill you." Just grab a microphone and sing, no matter how bad a music is, Bruno Mars will be there appearing in your mind leading you to heaven.
However, there is no heaven without best song. Be it Harlem Shake or Gangnam Style if all copying materials outdo one another, so music is not part of fashion and entertainment, it's evil. Get confused with this statement?
Just pay attention if you happen to find Bruno Mars singing anything you find stressful on the Internet, like Online Marketing activities choir, that's one thing for sure a bad song anybody won't to listen to.
Or, on the contrary, you may ask for it.
First, let's sing a pop music which is first recorded as being used in 1926, in the sense of a piece of music "having popular appeal". At that time Bruno Mars was not born yet, and neither was I. The bad song was presented not at the events in the history of recording in the 1920s. It cannot be seen as the birth of the modern pop music industry, not including in country, blues and hillbilly music.
According to fans, Bruno Mars is not good at parodying term "pop music" originated in Sweden in the mid-1970s as a description for a duet performance with Tom Jones who, if he happens to come across this blog, might think all history above is all like bad song--no rhythm at all. Meaning: fake!
Never ever listen to a comedian saying, "too much improvisation will kill you." Just grab a microphone and sing, no matter how bad a music is, Bruno Mars will be there appearing in your mind leading you to heaven.
However, there is no heaven without best song. Be it Harlem Shake or Gangnam Style if all copying materials outdo one another, so music is not part of fashion and entertainment, it's evil. Get confused with this statement?
Just pay attention if you happen to find Bruno Mars singing anything you find stressful on the Internet, like Online Marketing activities choir, that's one thing for sure a bad song anybody won't to listen to.
Or, on the contrary, you may ask for it.
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