Long Distance Relationship Problem: Just Take It Easy

How to cope with a long distance relationship problem? Just take it easy. First, you know what to do, where to go and how to settle each other down and how to cope with the messed-up affair.



You do? If not, think about the second point. Second, you don't know what to do, where to go and how to cope with each other problem. Having a long distance relationship should not distress you, so that you feel as if it sucks your blood: Just take it easy



Better not feeling it alone even though you think it is too personal and it is too risky to trust someone to solve your problem. But, it's okay if that what you think, don't trust these people to help you cope with your long distance relationship problem:



1. Lawyer



You're not divorcing someone, you're not even married yet. You just need a pal around and therefore there's no need a professional to interfere with your business.



2. Security Guards



In spite of their main job to protect their clients from risks of safety, it is not recommended that you use their service for the sake of your own security. You're not keeping belongings



3. Tour guide



Is he a spiritual consultant? You're not going to India to see the celebrities and dance with them. Okay, that will make you forget your partner, but surely, it will take a lot of money.



4. Blogger



Especially the one who likes rewriting or spinning an article of your long distance relationship problem and make it a parody or spoof ... Like me!!!



What?!

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Guarding the nest

It was the best of times and the worst of times.

  We were robbed Friday night while at my nephew’s last jazz concert before he graduates from high school. Just another “b & e,”* so banal and ubiquitous that we waited an hour for the police to make an appearance.

Apologies to Mr. Dickens, but confronted with the urban duality of crime and community, I'm borrowing from the best.

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Storytelling in a new age

It's part of my morning ritual to wake up with another man.
My husband's ok with it.
He's lived with me long enough to understand my needs.

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Lawyer Advertisement Ideas, No Spoof!

As with business, lawyers also need to advertise themselves as part of a campaign to get clients. And the Internet is one of the most appropriate media for this purpose. So what ideas would be better for the commercial?

Lawyers need to highlight their services, describe their portfolio or outlines various cases ever handled and won. Unless they have already been well-known, the advertisement does not need to be done intensively. The idea of self promotion can be put aside, just wait for "the victim" to come to hire them. Does this sound cynical?

Lawyer advertisement ideas should not promote things too dramatic or glamorous because currently you are not releasing a new movie.

The things that need to be done besides advertising promotions are as follows:

1. When shaking hands with a man you first meet. say, "if you have a case that I can handle?"

2. When the person is asking about you, say that you are not selling something but offering something

3. When the person has a problem with his marriage life say that you are not the angel of savior, you are just an ordinary person who wants to help others.

Okay, now the question is: Are you going to do as suggested above? What an idea! If yes. it means you need to advertise yourself. If not, you also need to do so. If you think it's a silly suggestion as it is straight to the point, you need to create your own narration to your ad.

Do not try me, my audience are comedy lovers.

Wanna come?

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Car Insurance? Which Do You Choose: Reliable, Cheaper Or Fast?

Which is the priority? When it comes to car insurance, what you need is a trust to support all facilities to make things easy, reliable, cheaper and fast. Where can you get all such services, anyway? First, do the survey and compare. Search on the Internet. Have a serious online activity to meet your need.



However, if your tour then gets distracted there, get back to your initial idea, and imagine--if necessary close your eyes first--that the car Insurance you're looking for, despite it is no more bounded by distance, place and space, comes from a trustful source . If you choose a reliable one, you don't have to ask your father in-law about it, right? Like, "What else, Papa? If it is not Cheaper? Faster?" Lol. It is more than: that everything is available online.



Again, don't get distracted. Because the Internet, on the one hand, is known as a home base for spamming, and, on the other hand, is a pleasure cage for anybody knowing no where to go. You can buy and sell car here with or without insurance. Whenever you need some reliable or cheaper stuff, things online can provide fast service whether you like to follow it up or no.



So after reading this, go, have your car insured. No matter how simple it is to presume as not reliable, cheaper, fast as what you have in mind, you should build a positive thinking.



Don't do as I do: build a dream of having a car by blogging!

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Embrace the Quirkmeister!

You have to be one to understand one.
That's what I sometimes say to foreign friends who want me to get into it over Canadian culture and try to define something, anything that is essential Canadian.
Maybe I should just turn up k.d. Lang.
Really loud.
Then maybe they'd get it.

Her voice is immediately familiar and sends me to my happy place. There is just no other singer who can elicit in me such deep veins of melancholy and joy.
If you heard cheering down the street from inside that house with the red door, that was me, watching k.d Lang accept her official induction into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame at tonight's Juno awards in Regina...me, cheering for the rightness of it all, and her fabulous speech.  

"I think the fact that I'm standing here receiving this award says more about Canada than it does about me, because only in Canada could there be such a freak as k.d. Lang receiving this award. Only in Canada could there be people like Stompin' Tom Connors and Rita MacNeil. So I am here to tell you, my friends and my countrymen, that it is OK to be you. It is OK to let your freak flags fly. Embrace the quirkmeister that is inside all of us.

And I'm not even just talking artists, every single person in this nation has the right to be themselves, live life go team go. I love you Canada, thank you so much."

This is not the first time the Edmonton born singer has stolen the show at the Junos. 
Here she is in 2005 singing a Canadian classic. 

Go ahead and turn up the volume. I'm right there with you.

More on music: Tegan and Sara
                             Prince 

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Back at school, changing the world not so quietly.

Time has chosen their 2013 list of the 100 most influential people in the world.
This is the 10th such list from the magazine and one that measures future potential as much as it rewards current success in various fields. Only 35 women made the list, including Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani schoolgirl who survived a vicious attack by the Taliban. Her ordeal and passionate advocacy earned her one of seven cover portraits.

"Malala, the human incarnation of the inhuman Nietzschean precept that whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, has been catapulted to prominence and handed the resources and connections to campaign on a grand scale."

I wrote here about Yousafzai last fall, hoping my children and their peers would include her when looking for heroes beyond the pop culture pin ups. 
(Missing the point)

Today, the young activist is back at school, this time in the U.K., at a girls school in Birmingham.
After a week where we were reminded of the unsettling tides of the new terrorism, can I help but be cheered at this video of her tour in her new school?

(BACK TO SCHOOL TIME VIDEO)


Read more of Time profile here

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try to praise the mutilated world
We've been Newsroomed

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try to praise the mutilated world

Spring is taking her time to arrive.

Our neighbours to the south face yet another grim reality about modern life as another president delivers a eulogy for victims of a horrific tragedy and black helicopters buzz about jittery cities.

My own hometown where I continue to live is considering adding a casino to our waterfront that would torpedo the culture of a city that I love.

I see the tips of yellow peeping through the dirt in my yard but flurries still threaten their immediate arrival.

 I need a little help today. Fortunately, it's April. National Poetry Month. I hope to share some of my favourites in the remaining days of April but here is one needed today.
It is from a well worn collection on my shelf "she walks in beauty", a gift from my mom.
It was also one of a collection of poems shared in The New Yorker in the days after the attacks on September 11th, 2001.


Try to Praise the Mutilated World

Try to praise the mutilated world.

Remember June’s long days, 

and wild strawberries, drops of wine, the dew. 

The nettles that methodically overgrow 

the abandoned homesteads of exiles. 

You must praise the mutilated world.

You watched the stylish yachts and ships;

one of them had a long trip ahead of it, 

while salty oblivion awaited others. 

You’ve seen the refugees heading nowhere,

you’ve heard the executioners sing joyfully. 

You should praise the mutilated world. 

Remember the moments when we were together

in a white room and the curtain fluttered.

Return in thought to the concert where music flared. You gathered acorns in the park in autumn

and leaves eddied over the earth’s scars.

Praise the mutilated world

and the gray feather a thrush lost,

and the gentle light that strays and vanishes

and returns. 

Adam Zagajewski

Have a good weekend. 

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A Company With Natural Security Guards? Where?

Security Guards Needed By Big Companies! Great! But, correction. Not only by the big ones, but also by small enterprises! Indeed business needs conducive situation, therefore safety should be taken into consideration. And those looking for a job for this position must also have conducive personality. Strong mentally and spiritually.

Thousands Of Men Needed To Protect Business. Your job includes fighting against intruders and protecting a sacred spiritual document from theft and threat. So prepare yourself if you like to be a tough faithful security guard, start practicing and improving your martial art from now on. Go to the gym, have your body well built, unless you lack budget, go to the river and lift the rocks and stones there instead of having a comfortable workout in an air-conditioned room. However, if this sounds silly, skip it.

But, why silly? Think about side effect advantage.

First, you get back to nature. You can feel the fresh water flown from the mountain, unpolluted and might be potable. If you're lucky you'll see a crocodile there smiling at you. The crocodile won't bite you, because it knows you are so tough. You are a security guard most companies would like to hire. Your job is so noble that not only crocodile, but also lizard and chameleon will feel touched by your nobility and sincerity.
Second, the river might keep hidden treasure, who knows after washing your clothes and drying them around the bushes, you'll hear a whisper telling you to jump to the river and search for some China. Maybe ceramics, jewelry or diamond belonging to Ming Dynasty remains there. But if you think it's a bullshit, don't bring your buffalo there and let it empty its bowel.

Business might not need such story like this. It needs protection and safety. As soon as get a job in a big company as a security guard, ignore the whisper of nature as written above, okay? But if this kind of story turns you on while having a rest, I hope you still have a sense of humor on duty while everybody thinks you are the most intolerable person on earth.
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We've been Newsroomed

"Senseless."

Justin Trudeau chose an apt word to describe the horror that broke Boston's heart this week.

We agree, shake our heads and shudder. 

If we work in media, however, we will try to make sense of it.

We will scramble for sources and work the phones, the contacts, and these days, keep a sharp eye on Twitter and all the myriad new media that can make traditional sources seem to play catch up.  

It is a dizzying race to get there first. 

Last year, our family got caught up in this very circus from the safety of our couch.  We began to watch HBO"s The Newsroom. Written by the brilliant Aaron Sorkin, the show was constructed around real life news stories delivered by an idealistic prime time cable news crew. It was hardly a hit as many critics deplored Sorkin's preachy characters and levelled charges at him of elitism and bias. True but are we to believe bias isn't evident everywhere else? I kept watching but that's no surprise.  Call me a sucker for literate speechifying and witty repartee. Old movies with flinging quips have me enthralled and I don't care if no one I know talks like this. No one I know is Ironman either. The point is an idealized version of humanity, which Sorkin's The West Wing did with perfection. I fell for the cast and the romantic underpinnings and ignored the irritating low points, for few writers on television can make the heart soar quite like Sorkin.

Now it turns out from the real life coverage of the Boston bombings, that Sorkin got it right, making him a prescient philosopher king who may also be a pompous ass for all I know but that's beside the point.

Earlier in the week, we saw that race to be first result in inaccurate reporting, first from CNN's breathless announcement, picked up by other news organizations, that a suspect was in custody. By the end of the day, they were backpedalling. This is hardly new and few journalists are innocent-we've all made mistakes in the search for the story. But these days, when the method of getting the story has been turned upside down, I wonder if all that craft that went into reporting is dead.

So what? Isn't it more democratic to demolish top down business models and allow all of us to make our own news? The immediacy of Twitter is damn seductive-we are enthralled and now accustomed to rapid fire discoveries. But when you work in a newsroom, as I did a million years ago ( see here) and discover there are rules to follow and methods to mine, you understand and respect that process and craft do more for the story than just getting it out. Suddenly, I hear news reporters on radio and television, adding qualifying tag lines" this is a developing story" or a "fluid story" or introducing their show as champions of "long form journalism". Restraint has always been important in complicated news stories but now, it appears to be a choice that one makes and then announces to others as an apology or...

 a triumphant line in the sand.

Or not. Here is how it played out on CNN.

Here is the now infamous episode of Sorkin's fictional but not-so-much Newsroom as they handle the news of Gaby Giffords' shooting. The episode"I'll try to fix you" has, says Salon magazine, become " prescriptive and culturally omnipresent" as the Twitter world lit up this week with references to Sorkin's show. It's worth watching the whole clip, if only to imagine a world where people actually behaved in this manner, and not just in Sorkin's imagination. While you watch, keep in mind that The Newsroom was renewed for a second season which will begin this July on HBO.  I'll be watching. 

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Amanda Bynes Shows Ugly Face on Twitter?

Not really, the Internet gives Amanda Bynes an opportunity to curse someone she hates. She brands Jay-Z 'ugly face' on Twitter and this spread to the world becoming Google Hot Trend. Is the following a funny story? Check it out.

"Stop acting like I'm doing something wrong," she wrote to Complex on Twitter. "I'm obsessed with myself on Twitter. Also, my video last night was perfection." But toddlers know nothing about it. They kept listening to mother's lulling them to sleep.

"I'm so sick of the articles you write about me," Bynes continued. "I want every fake article deleted."

But not my article writing about her, I hope. Jay-Z 'ugly face' should not be dramatized by a statement saying that Amanda Bynes urged to slam him because of discrimination. He didn't give her chocolate at her birthday party and she cried and told her mother about it. That's not funny at all.

And another weird story should not be continued due to:

First, her busy schedule to meet the deadline of "exchange pleasantries" on Twitter if she wishes. I recommend creating a spoof with me which doesn't include personal discredit

Second, Jay-Z 'ugly face' is not subject to unfair judgment. It should be edited and framed with Photoshop and shared to any social networking sites.

Don't blame Amanda Bynes if she won't help me complete a funny story about .... a framed and shared Photoshop work!
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Entrepreneur Funny Article?

Looking for some entrepreneur articles? Yup, you have decided something monumental in your life. There are always options to make, and if you think you would like to make a total self-made, surely you need to run your own business becoming a boss in your own company. Nothing so funny when it comes to building a dream of success with so many people laughing at you now.

Why is it useful to read an article of entrepreneurship? First, because there's nothing called as funny when someday you'll be there in your realized dream and recall what you've done before by "regretting" having taken this conquered risk. It's all of your hard work that your workplace is no more appealing to you; you are the boss managing your own employees, either at home or anywhere you like. Second, inspiration comes from no where unless you search for it. Reading a review, a report, a story about successful people to some is half way to success. To other it's a comparison, and to the pessimists it is no more than a fable.

Anyway, what makes this article funny? Before I answer it. I would like to introduce you to an entrepreneur who gets difficult to smile. Why?

First, he has an abundant of wealth, including a great deal of money in Swiss Bank, but up to now he doesn't want if that money transferred to his domestic account. Why he doesn't want it being transferred? It's because he just cannot count the money. Why counting is so horrible for him? Because by the time I am writing this, he hasn't been recovered from his "long journey to the moon" in a mental asylum.

Second, he hates reading, he loves being talked about.

Not funny? Forget it. So do your best, be an entrepreneur now, whether or not you find this article useful.
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Spiritual Lessons Should Not Be Funny

Or should spiritual lessons be funny? It depends on what aim you pursue to get enlightened in life. Think about life without body, without clothes, but you are not naked as your soul is learning about immortality and it doesn't need carnal media.

Your face shows that you are not robot that can only say yes and no when it comes to learning about mechanism. Spirituality is a confusing topic that you need a forum to gather people and conduct a debate with them and exchange funny arguments, sarcasm, blasphemy or stories about the day after, so that, instead of leading your soul to hell, your desire urges you to laugh out loud. Such a lesson is not available at formal school.

It is not like learning grammar that enables you to create a conjunction to connect your soul to heaven. Spiritual lessons should exclude formula to get you out of traditional concept of learning. It needs a divine approach that if it doesn't sound funny, you should not laugh out loud.

Consider the following actions when you learn about something more precious than life

1. Do not sing a reggae song
Your teacher, instructor or guru won't listen to your hoarse voice due to your sore throat problem as you're tired of doing the yoga all night long

2. Funny or no, spiritual lessons will bring you to the kitchen when you're hungry and you don't have to do the yoga while eating, not necessarily in dining table

3. The most valuable point you can get after reading this "useful article" is that if you disagree with it, you still can laugh but you cannot fly
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Office Design Plan by Mr. Cabinet

Mr. Cabinet has already planned some office design, but it's cancelled just that way. He has the right to do so and the city doesn't have to cry for this. Indeed furniture in the eye of artists is a fancy of passion. But on the other hand, it's just premises that people know at where to work behind the desk.

It's not the First Interstate Bank Building, a 62-story skyscraper, in Los Angeles that suffered the worst high-rise fire in the city's history that Mr. Cabinet has been thinking of. It's about office design plan that should be built fire proof. Can he? What's your fancy about if you were him being in the office building and having no projects to do?

Battling the blaze, which lasts for more and more hours, he is accustomed to this. He cares about window breakage, which complicated firefighting efforts once in his previous office but Mr. Cabinet won't take the initiative soon to replace the destroyed design. Plan about it is hanging somewhere in the air. If this is to tickle your fancy, I'm afraid you won't hire a designer to beautify your workplace interior someday while in urgency.

Should we help him? But why?

First, Mr. Cabinet cannot do the design alone because all plans have not been approved and brought by President Director to a meeting.

Second, when it comes to arson, he must protect his office as part of dedication and pride.

Third, it's not about something to tickle your funny bone if he says, as the man of furniture he needs to look in the mirror occasionally and keeps himself well-groom.

Please help him or otherwise, he will be distressed because you think he is only a piece of furniture himself.
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India tours with Celebrity?

Welcome to India tours. Here you'll be guided by Bollywood stars whose beauty is said second to goddess. The glitters in Bollywood cinema, which one would you like to accompany you to explore Mumbai. The celebrities will be ready to take you anywhere with a warm smile and friendly guidance.

Introducing Le Sutra. A boutique hotel located in the trendy neighborhood of Union Park, far away from slum areas in Mumbai in case you're afraid your jewelry be snatched. Le Sutra has some borderline cheesy rooms, but it works for visitors who want to see the beauty of India through a large screen TV. There you'll see Indian celebrities to be with you in an unforgettable tour. They are the stranded angels who will sing around you and dance and shake your body all night long.

You'll learn about Indian spirituality in the hotel decor. The tour can turn you to be emotionally involved in their culture. Each of the three floors represents a level of spirituality; level one is Tamas (inertia), level two is Rajas (activity) and level three is Sattva Guna (goodness). The hotel doesn't have a restaurant, but is within walking distance of restaurants such as Olive Bar & Kitchen and dessert haven Delicacy. There the celebrities will invite more and more dancers and amaze you with dances and songs.

The celebrities then will take you to the ballroom and the camera will focus on you again, but you keep wondering, is it really an amazing package of an Indian tour? Well, open your eyes, in case you doubt this fancy. Would like to blame for the excessive fantasy? Better wake up and arrange your schedule soon. My time to tickle your fancy's up.

More about the hotel: Le Sutra, 14 Union Park, Khar West, Mumbai; +91 22 2649 2995; www.lesutra.in; Doubles from Rs 6,500

Don't forget to ring me when you dance there with ... Whoever you want. Lol!
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Funny Story Blog? Maybe Mr. Nurman Learns To Tickle Your Fancy!

So many funny story blogs on the Internet, but the one whose writer productively and enthusiastically learns to tell jokes in English is Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy. Why is it regarded as funny? Or silly, maybe?

First, the blog doesn't talk about something that puzzles you intellectually. No story about chemistry. It doesn't include mathematics formula that you should frown upon and there are no political terms to force you to take initiative to create new jargon about politics. It's just funny and weird, because it is not written by a native speaker of English so that the jokes quite often don't keep up or comply with western culture, yet it is not slapstick, either. It uses the formula "tickle" and "fancy" somewhat relates or connoted to indecent perception. Using url www.man2tickle.com, the author once presumed as gay with such a domain name. He is absolutely not! And the contents exclude sexuality.

Second, what do you think about spoof, especially about celebrities? Parody? Satire? Funny story? What do you think about wit? What do you think about seo? What do you think about all things above put together in one blog and the writer claims he is learning to tickle your fancy? What? There's nothing that you should think about. That's weird! That's it! That's the laughable part. Why? Many people do it on the Internet, right? So what's the point? Business! When it comes to thinking business as a hobby, there's nothing so valuable as passion. It means it's a fail blog. There are a lot of efforts the author has tried to win such specific keywords on Google and quite often outdone by someone else. It ain't no money. Including also from his self-assessment progress on the Internet like Indonesian seo writer or Indonesian comedy writer.

How can I be so sure about it? Even when Nicolas Cage got a debt problem, I knew nothing about it. That's because I read between the line. Mr. Nurman taught me over and over to keep learning to tickle everyone's fancy by writing more and more funny stories, even though you earn nothing but only happiness and ... Postponed money?

Is that right, man? Especially the latter? What is that supposed to mean? When it comes to money it is not funny anymore!

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Head to the movies while you wait for the real thaw

Woe is me and my buds and bulbs. Where is April's green?
The wind is howling or is that my inner voice pining for this:

Must distract with cinema and a popcorn double bill.
Back in September 2012, I saw a bunch of films at the Toronto International Film Festival including The Sapphires and The Place Beyond the Pines.
You might recall reading about them here:
( See my TIFF favourites post)

Now released in theatres, they are both worthy outings and will certainly wipe the ice pellets from your sluggish winter-isn't-over-yet-you're kidding-right? brains! 

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Clannish behaviour

Today is National Siblings Day.
I just discovered it..late in the day.

 ( "You? Late? Never!" I can hear them now.)
                      
                     LOVE YOU GUYS!

( You're lucky my scanner broke and these were all I could muster!)

 

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Is Daddy Yankee a Gay or just a Guy?

Is it true Daddy Yankee a gay? The 36-year-old reggaeton and hip hop songwriter's rep seems too shy to talk about it. Is it too personal? In spite of his dismissal the rumours on Thursday, he let the world judge it. According to him, social media sites were excellent for the rumours, including the publication of a false statement in which he said he was gay.

Public relations representative Mayna Nevarez said in a statement that online blogs and social media are once again to blame for the spread of false news reports, which other media outlets have also shared regarding a public figure. And Daddy Yankee would not add more statement regarding this.

A gay or not, you just know rumours started earlier this week when news outlets picked up a photograph which appeared to be of the rising star kissing another man.

So, the conclusion:

1. Don't let you be in the similar photo

2. Let the guy be guy, don't let the guy be gay if you happen to aim it to yourself in front of the mirror

3. If you don't know well who Daddy Yankee really is, you'd better ask your daddy to tell you about him instead of narrating you a fable the whole night to lul you to sleep

4. Leaving a comment here is highly recommended if you can't laugh hard enough!

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Black Stud Earrings Free? Get them here

Black as you can see, it is not like the dark night after someone has committed suicide. We're talking about jewelry. Stud earrings for you, free of charge. How about it?

If you doubt it. Okay, What do you think about the reasonable price? What's your budget? $125 - $500? This is the minimum you can expect to spend for a diamond engagement ring, and what minimum means to you? Or below it?-- if this is your price range, you may wish to consider the "gemstone option." Does it include Black Stud Earrings? Is there really free jewelry we can get somewhere from the Internet?

Gemstone option varies depend on your taste. But first, make sure if you would like to have something for free. Above $500? That's too expensive? Below it, maybe!

No problem, having some imitation of black stud earrings will be good.

Why?

1. You don't have to be a celebrity so that you should stay away from paparazzi anytime you go anywhere you like.

2. Obama won't invite you to a dinner party attended by Asian world leader.

3. When your neighbors get fussy over your gemstone option which is far away below $500, you just take it easy. Say, you are a proud breadwinner.

4. Your life will be secured because any robbers know your jewelry taste is awful.

So, what's the conclusion? Black stud earrings are free for you a few minutes after you close your eyes and dream of them.
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Ricky Martin untold story

The following story is not about Ricky Martin opening up about his boyfriend Carlos Gonzalez Abella, how he likes being a dad, and acting. This is the untold one. The funny thing which was never revealed before.

When a friend introduced him to Carlos, a financial analyst-stockbroker four years ago, South America was shaken. Trees were fallen down and the sky was clouded over day by day. It rained heavily, and there's a narration uttered from the heavens, "It's a funny or untold story, ask Ricky Martin." The voice went on without clear meaning. Who was it, God or no, who cares!

Martin recalls. "I was like, 'You're not supposed to be here right now. Would you please allow me to just go on my journey?'"

Just remember when the sky smiled, but in the next few minutes it thundered and the raindrops were more than cats and dogs. Martin looked up in the sky and cried out, "I think you're not so sexy. You're not very smart." There's nothing in the sky, not even a latin song could ever be heard.

Again, there's no spoof about Ricky Martin with his boyfriend here. The couple is not urged to provide information about such thing like funny or untold story. Martin didn't have to provide a scenario about a weather movie even though he decided to return to acting. He had not acted for years before his appearance this season on "Glee," in a role the show's creator, Ryan Murphy, had written specifically for the singer.

Murphy said Ricky had such star powers. The boys in the neighborhood knew nothing about this, those who were indifferent to stardom, those who never said, "Is it the untold story? What's so funny about it? Ricky Martin boyfriend didn't have to listen, either, because he had nothing to do with this, right?

It's weird; the sky is thundering, smiling, laughing and then your time has already been taken by a thing called silly writing.
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Emma Watson In Uganda? Is It untold?

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Emma Watson Funny Story?

Emma Watson doesn't have to feel shocked by a spoof article saying that she is responsible for a natural disaster in Uganda. Some may think this is a funny story most people like to read, and some other will surely skip it.

As far as we know, Uganda is a tropical climate country which is set at the equator; not a country where kangaroo becomes the mascot and camels are sacred to the local. But the spoof goes on describing Emma Watson riding a camel there across the desert in the heat of the sun, and what seems to be funny is that she is accompanied by a monkey behind her. Surely, the story is totally fake.

You know, that day she climbed on top of the highest mountain of the Rwenzorin, and as she had been there she yelled from the peak to the sky so that the angels fell down and laughed at her. Very funny! Surely, Uganda never has such story of spoof temperate climate and Emma Watson should not be here to be parodied.

She went to the harbors, the world's second largest fresh water lake, the Victoria. There was no crew to ask her to get prepared for another set of Harry Potter's series. On another occasion she saw a source of the world's second longest river the Nile.

Britain's famous wartime prime minister Sir Winston Churchill once proclaimed Uganda as the Pearl of Africa in his book ''My African Journey''. And if you ask Emma Watson, she might have another perception. We might too, right? She should not be written as the one to explore Uganda with a monkey, not as a spoof that tickles your funny bone.

Uganda is not a country gifted by nature to torture you in the heat of the sun. It possesses a wealth of tourism potential and by telling a story about Emma Watson being stranded here is totally weird.

Or ... funny?
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Soul Reboot

I needed a hit of something. Bracing winter winds had worn my spirit down to a snarky scowl. I went after the hit and named it: beach break in an island where everyone smiles and the colours pop.

Stepping off the plane onto the open tarmac,  our tension slides down and out, defeated by the grinning troubadour crooning away as we passed the Welcome to Antigua sign.  I was groovin' already.
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Is It a Tiger Woods Funny Story?

You think it is funny if Tiger Woods thinks Arab is his country, and all Arabians outside of his family coming to Arab lands are his brothers and sisters? And then he tells them a story about Kenya?

It is laughable. But Why Arab? Is it a very unique country, like no other in the world--India? All you can see is desert everywhere. It is nearly hell in the heat of the sun that you can get burn because of your sins.

Surely, Tiger Woods doesn't think If he goes to India, he will be welcomed by a billion people, a million Gods and few thousand demigods. It is the land of movie industry, producing a great number of melodrama every year with fights and tears ingredients and the stereotyped story will go on and on no matter you think it is funny or no.

There's no Slumdog Millionaires in Arab and neither is a natural golf court where Tiger woods can narrate his story to the media. It's not a land of hundreds of rivers and thousands of mountains and waterfalls and that you laugh at something funny is not here--you'll cry!

So, what do you think? Is this article a spoof about Tiger Woods or is it a parody about Arab?

Just check it out.

1. Lindsey Vonn is not included here, so there's no parody about his "superpower" desire.

2. It has no people of many religious faiths playing golf together as Woods sparing partner there.

3. It has no countless number of languages to offer to Woods so that he can sing different country songs while playing golf.

Well, that's all for today. If you think you have funnier story about Tiger Woods, you may share here, but on one condition: don't write it in the heat of the sun!
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Shain Gandee Death in the Eye of Shaman

Mysterious and shocking the death of Shain Gandee, but would you believe what a shaman says regarding this?

He won't say anything, because this brings no advantage for his sake. What does it mean? If you happen to know the recent entertainment's headline in Jakarta, Indonesia, a shaman now is being backed up by a horde of celebrities to fight against a celebrity. Such a taboo is rare to be broadcasted and revealed. Here is the keyword Adi Bing Slamet VS Dukun Subur.



Shain Gandee who was found dead Monday morning in a vehicle in Sissonville, W. Va. along with his uncle and a third person, and that has nothing to do with magic so that it doesn't need a shaman to talk about it as something mysterious and scary.



His death affected many, but no one is listening to illogical things like black magic or sorcery, right?



A shaman gives comment, "In my eye, right? I think it's too premature to decide whether Shain Gandee's death is caused by black magic practice."



What and who said this, sounds mysterious? Just browse it on the Internet.



"What has happened is just so tragic,"

Shain's cousin, Ashley Gandee Lewis tells E! News, "I cannot believe I was just hugging him on Saturday."



Better not ask the shaman, over the weekend Ashley recalls Shain being his usual, charismatic self. He was normal Shain. That he was laughing, passing out free hugs and talked to every person in-depth that came up to him that's all seem normal, no gesture to tell like he's being under control by evil spirit. He wasn't stuck-up or anything. He acted super-personal and respectful and amazing to everyone. Nothing so mysterious about it.



So skip illogical things here and just offer our condolences with or without shaman being here with us.

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Happy April 1!

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Yanni Funny Story in Dubai?

Is there anything funnier than performing on YouTube making a parody of your pavorite musician? Yanni, a legendary composer and live performer who has brought hundreds of millions of fans and fellow world citizens together with his concerts, won't make a silly story in Arab world, off course. He is all set to return to Dubai.

So don't wish for a joke if he is not in a mood with it. For example you would like to see Yanni with his full orchestra play soccer with all his people and dance Harlem Shake in the field. Funny as you may think, no one will believe such a story.

This is what you're waiting for: He will perform live in Dubai World Trade Centre as part of his World Tour 2013.

And looking for something different? You may enjoy his concert while washing your clothes at home. That's if you subscribe to a cable TV. Lol! If this is far from being what is called a funny story then just consider Yanni's orchestra is a truly unique collection of musicians.

Each member of his orchestra must know how to play the flute. Correct? It's totally wrong. This is not the news has been in search for. This is a tragic humor which sounds funny to those who know nothing about music and dull to the critics. The world's top performers to bring you what you see today, he is the legendary Yanni and Dubai will welcome him warmly.

To date, Yanni has sold more than 35 million albums globally, and his 2003 autobiography, Yanni In Words, made the New York Times bestseller list.

So, early April 2013 you're due to be there in Dubai, but without funny story such as Yanni gave you free ticket, okay?
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