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Friday, 19 April 2013

A Company With Natural Security Guards? Where?

Posted on 06:31 by rajrani
Security Guards Needed By Big Companies! Great! But, correction. Not only by the big ones, but also by small enterprises! Indeed business needs conducive situation, therefore safety should be taken into consideration. And those looking for a job for this position must also have conducive personality. Strong mentally and spiritually.

Thousands Of Men Needed To Protect Business. Your job includes fighting against intruders and protecting a sacred spiritual document from theft and threat. So prepare yourself if you like to be a tough faithful security guard, start practicing and improving your martial art from now on. Go to the gym, have your body well built, unless you lack budget, go to the river and lift the rocks and stones there instead of having a comfortable workout in an air-conditioned room. However, if this sounds silly, skip it.

But, why silly? Think about side effect advantage.

First, you get back to nature. You can feel the fresh water flown from the mountain, unpolluted and might be potable. If you're lucky you'll see a crocodile there smiling at you. The crocodile won't bite you, because it knows you are so tough. You are a security guard most companies would like to hire. Your job is so noble that not only crocodile, but also lizard and chameleon will feel touched by your nobility and sincerity.
Second, the river might keep hidden treasure, who knows after washing your clothes and drying them around the bushes, you'll hear a whisper telling you to jump to the river and search for some China. Maybe ceramics, jewelry or diamond belonging to Ming Dynasty remains there. But if you think it's a bullshit, don't bring your buffalo there and let it empty its bowel.

Business might not need such story like this. It needs protection and safety. As soon as get a job in a big company as a security guard, ignore the whisper of nature as written above, okay? But if this kind of story turns you on while having a rest, I hope you still have a sense of humor on duty while everybody thinks you are the most intolerable person on earth.
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