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Thursday, 4 April 2013

Ricky Martin untold story

Posted on 00:57 by rajrani
The following story is not about Ricky Martin opening up about his boyfriend Carlos Gonzalez Abella, how he likes being a dad, and acting. This is the untold one. The funny thing which was never revealed before.

When a friend introduced him to Carlos, a financial analyst-stockbroker four years ago, South America was shaken. Trees were fallen down and the sky was clouded over day by day. It rained heavily, and there's a narration uttered from the heavens, "It's a funny or untold story, ask Ricky Martin." The voice went on without clear meaning. Who was it, God or no, who cares!

Martin recalls. "I was like, 'You're not supposed to be here right now. Would you please allow me to just go on my journey?'"

Just remember when the sky smiled, but in the next few minutes it thundered and the raindrops were more than cats and dogs. Martin looked up in the sky and cried out, "I think you're not so sexy. You're not very smart." There's nothing in the sky, not even a latin song could ever be heard.

Again, there's no spoof about Ricky Martin with his boyfriend here. The couple is not urged to provide information about such thing like funny or untold story. Martin didn't have to provide a scenario about a weather movie even though he decided to return to acting. He had not acted for years before his appearance this season on "Glee," in a role the show's creator, Ryan Murphy, had written specifically for the singer.

Murphy said Ricky had such star powers. The boys in the neighborhood knew nothing about this, those who were indifferent to stardom, those who never said, "Is it the untold story? What's so funny about it? Ricky Martin boyfriend didn't have to listen, either, because he had nothing to do with this, right?

It's weird; the sky is thundering, smiling, laughing and then your time has already been taken by a thing called silly writing.
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Emma Watson In Uganda? Is It untold?
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Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Emma Watson Funny Story?

Posted on 02:53 by rajrani
Emma Watson doesn't have to feel shocked by a spoof article saying that she is responsible for a natural disaster in Uganda. Some may think this is a funny story most people like to read, and some other will surely skip it.

As far as we know, Uganda is a tropical climate country which is set at the equator; not a country where kangaroo becomes the mascot and camels are sacred to the local. But the spoof goes on describing Emma Watson riding a camel there across the desert in the heat of the sun, and what seems to be funny is that she is accompanied by a monkey behind her. Surely, the story is totally fake.

You know, that day she climbed on top of the highest mountain of the Rwenzorin, and as she had been there she yelled from the peak to the sky so that the angels fell down and laughed at her. Very funny! Surely, Uganda never has such story of spoof temperate climate and Emma Watson should not be here to be parodied.

She went to the harbors, the world's second largest fresh water lake, the Victoria. There was no crew to ask her to get prepared for another set of Harry Potter's series. On another occasion she saw a source of the world's second longest river the Nile.

Britain's famous wartime prime minister Sir Winston Churchill once proclaimed Uganda as the Pearl of Africa in his book ''My African Journey''. And if you ask Emma Watson, she might have another perception. We might too, right? She should not be written as the one to explore Uganda with a monkey, not as a spoof that tickles your funny bone.

Uganda is not a country gifted by nature to torture you in the heat of the sun. It possesses a wealth of tourism potential and by telling a story about Emma Watson being stranded here is totally weird.

Or ... funny?
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Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Soul Reboot

Posted on 19:37 by rajrani

I needed a hit of something. Bracing winter winds had worn my spirit down to a snarky scowl. I went after the hit and named it: beach break in an island where everyone smiles and the colours pop.




Stepping off the plane onto the open tarmac,  our tension slides down and out, defeated by the grinning troubadour crooning away as we passed the Welcome to Antigua sign.  I was groovin' already.
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Is It a Tiger Woods Funny Story?

Posted on 05:53 by rajrani
You think it is funny if Tiger Woods thinks Arab is his country, and all Arabians outside of his family coming to Arab lands are his brothers and sisters? And then he tells them a story about Kenya?

It is laughable. But Why Arab? Is it a very unique country, like no other in the world--India? All you can see is desert everywhere. It is nearly hell in the heat of the sun that you can get burn because of your sins.

Surely, Tiger Woods doesn't think If he goes to India, he will be welcomed by a billion people, a million Gods and few thousand demigods. It is the land of movie industry, producing a great number of melodrama every year with fights and tears ingredients and the stereotyped story will go on and on no matter you think it is funny or no.

There's no Slumdog Millionaires in Arab and neither is a natural golf court where Tiger woods can narrate his story to the media. It's not a land of hundreds of rivers and thousands of mountains and waterfalls and that you laugh at something funny is not here--you'll cry!

So, what do you think? Is this article a spoof about Tiger Woods or is it a parody about Arab?

Just check it out.

1. Lindsey Vonn is not included here, so there's no parody about his "superpower" desire.

2. It has no people of many religious faiths playing golf together as Woods sparing partner there.

3. It has no countless number of languages to offer to Woods so that he can sing different country songs while playing golf.

Well, that's all for today. If you think you have funnier story about Tiger Woods, you may share here, but on one condition: don't write it in the heat of the sun!
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Monday, 1 April 2013

Shain Gandee Death in the Eye of Shaman

Posted on 23:23 by rajrani
Mysterious and shocking the death of Shain Gandee, but would you believe what a shaman says regarding this?

He won't say anything, because this brings no advantage for his sake. What does it mean? If you happen to know the recent entertainment's headline in Jakarta, Indonesia, a shaman now is being backed up by a horde of celebrities to fight against a celebrity. Such a taboo is rare to be broadcasted and revealed. Here is the keyword Adi Bing Slamet VS Dukun Subur.



Shain Gandee who was found dead Monday morning in a vehicle in Sissonville, W. Va. along with his uncle and a third person, and that has nothing to do with magic so that it doesn't need a shaman to talk about it as something mysterious and scary.



His death affected many, but no one is listening to illogical things like black magic or sorcery, right?



A shaman gives comment, "In my eye, right? I think it's too premature to decide whether Shain Gandee's death is caused by black magic practice."



What and who said this, sounds mysterious? Just browse it on the Internet.



"What has happened is just so tragic,"

Shain's cousin, Ashley Gandee Lewis tells E! News, "I cannot believe I was just hugging him on Saturday."



Better not ask the shaman, over the weekend Ashley recalls Shain being his usual, charismatic self. He was normal Shain. That he was laughing, passing out free hugs and talked to every person in-depth that came up to him that's all seem normal, no gesture to tell like he's being under control by evil spirit. He wasn't stuck-up or anything. He acted super-personal and respectful and amazing to everyone. Nothing so mysterious about it.



So skip illogical things here and just offer our condolences with or without shaman being here with us.
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Happy April 1!




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Yanni Funny Story in Dubai?

Posted on 01:15 by rajrani
Is there anything funnier than performing on YouTube making a parody of your pavorite musician? Yanni, a legendary composer and live performer who has brought hundreds of millions of fans and fellow world citizens together with his concerts, won't make a silly story in Arab world, off course. He is all set to return to Dubai.

So don't wish for a joke if he is not in a mood with it. For example you would like to see Yanni with his full orchestra play soccer with all his people and dance Harlem Shake in the field. Funny as you may think, no one will believe such a story.

This is what you're waiting for: He will perform live in Dubai World Trade Centre as part of his World Tour 2013.

And looking for something different? You may enjoy his concert while washing your clothes at home. That's if you subscribe to a cable TV. Lol! If this is far from being what is called a funny story then just consider Yanni's orchestra is a truly unique collection of musicians.

Each member of his orchestra must know how to play the flute. Correct? It's totally wrong. This is not the news has been in search for. This is a tragic humor which sounds funny to those who know nothing about music and dull to the critics. The world's top performers to bring you what you see today, he is the legendary Yanni and Dubai will welcome him warmly.

To date, Yanni has sold more than 35 million albums globally, and his 2003 autobiography, Yanni In Words, made the New York Times bestseller list.

So, early April 2013 you're due to be there in Dubai, but without funny story such as Yanni gave you free ticket, okay?
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