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Sunday, 26 May 2013

Just Peachy

Posted on 14:25 by rajrani
It's picnic season, otherwise known as play hooky and get thee to a patch of grass.
With or without companions. A book will do fine.




Anne's Picnic Imperatives
1. Unless you like the taste of grass, bring a tablecloth.
2. Pack ice packs to keep food cool. Nothing kills a picnic quicker than lukewarm food.
3. There is no such thing as standard picnic fare. Think beyond sandwiches. Crab salad, sushi, cold chicken, tomato salad, marinated veggie and goat cheese baguettes: be creative.
4. Don't forget cold drinks. Lemonade is a clincher. 
5. Pack extra napkins, wipes, straws, utensils. A sharp knife comes in handy and no, it's not for stabbing ants.
6. Always bring a surprise treat. 

 Ditch anyone who thinks eating outside is icky. They're not worth knowing.
Eating outside is just peachy. 

To help you get started, here's a winning picnic cake:

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Thursday, 23 May 2013

KISS ballad back story

Posted on 07:23 by rajrani
For my kid brother, who once loved KISS, and my husband and others in the air guitar generation, this is for you.
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Thursday, 16 May 2013

Emma Watson grows up

Posted on 18:54 by rajrani


Emma Watson may have quashed the rumours about being cast in soft porn 50 Shades of Grey but she's still determined to leave Hogwarts behind for good.
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Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Make me laugh and I'm yours

Posted on 09:58 by rajrani


I'm looking for a good spring tonic. Comedy is the easiest reach, done up by some cute dudes, even better. I married a funny guy so let's just say I'm partial to cheek.  It's spring.  A little lust is normal.


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Sunday, 12 May 2013

the mother you need

Posted on 05:00 by rajrani

My daughter was only 10 days old when I tried to give her away.
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Wednesday, 8 May 2013

5 Reasons People Should Not Hate Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted on 05:42 by rajrani
There are 5 reasons of why people should not hate Gwyneth Paltrow despite more and more links tell the contrary on the Internet. However, if the hatred has already been ingrained and scattered on the first page of Google, what else we can say? "We should respect your point of view."

If you don't go with the majority, the following 5 reasons of why we should not hate Gwyneth Paltrow might "enlighten" you people, especially, those who don't really know of such matter.

1. Hatred will bring nothing but only anger, and anger will burn off your head so that you won't have anymore head to look in the mirror. This makes people think that now we're starting to lead an animated life.

2. People usually like to find out about news of a bad side of a celebrity, and this won't make them a celebrity, whether they have this goal or no. Except, for one reason, they welcome Halloween

3.Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of a herd of mosquitoes to annoy us when sleeping, so we don't have to buy a pesticide to get rid of her.

4. When you live in China you can't hate her. This is applied also to people living in Uganda, Zimbabwe, Tibet, Oman and many other countries whose, not only English is a foreign language, but also the populations are ignorant of their own domestic celebrities.

5. Gwyneth Paltrow never came to my dream asking me to write about 5 reasons of why people should not hate her, and in return she will cast me to co-star with her in the next Iron Man sequel.
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Stop Hatred! Let's Go To India With Celebrities!
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Monday, 6 May 2013

Chris Hadfield Update

Posted on 14:51 by rajrani

Earlier today, I directed Chronicle readers to a noon hour live webcast of Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield joining children across Canada in a singalong. The point of this technological marvel was to underscore the importance of music education, under threat in some school boards. If you missed it, the webcast will be released shortly on social media but in the meantime, you can watch this earlier taping of the same song in the first space to earth musical collaboration.


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