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Sunday, 31 March 2013

Green Eggs and Ham

Posted on 16:13 by rajrani




Welcome back readers, welcome green, welcome spring!
I no longer have beach head.
Easter is my signal to begin the official countdown to tulip season.
It may be a wait. 


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Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Funny Robot Game to tickle your fancy

Posted on 20:59 by rajrani
Here's a story about fun. Something to get you out of routine. Just let yourself tickled by technology. Let you fancy it yourself.

Once upon a time there was a robot who wanted to play a funny game with a princess; but it would have to make friend with a humorous princess only. It traveled all over the world to find one, but nowhere could it get what it wanted. There were princesses enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they had a sense of humor or no.

One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. The robot was restless, the game hadn't begun yet. There's no fun. Nothing to fancy about.

Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and a shadow went to open it. It was Britney Spears standing out there in front of the gate. But, she didn't say anything for a couple of minutes. She just smiled with a funny gesture.

The robot seemed impatient, exclaimed, "I don't need a song, I need a witty remark!"

Britney got out of there, there's nothing she could do to tickle the robot's fancy. There's no such game considered fun, and the robot started to cry.

"Don't cry!" All of sudden, Jim Carrey jumped over the wall and calmed it down. But the robot kept crying.

It transformed into a motorcycle and off it sped up, leaving him in awe.

"Hey, me funny!" Jim cried out. "Don't go!"

The robot stopped a few meters away, thinking, "I should not be able to do it--thinking, this what men do. This is not funny, there must be something wrong with this article."

It's looking for the blogger for an explanation, but, sorry, ... I am enjoying playing games now.
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Monday, 25 March 2013

Who Celebrities Like to Die in Bali?

Posted on 18:49 by rajrani
World celebrities wish to have fun in Bali. Even Julia Roberts has to eat, pray and love there. It seems like there's no place for romance more exotic than this island. Is it true? It depends on everyone's perspective and how you compare one another, right?

Bali captures everyone's attention, from domestic tourists, foreign ones until world celebrities. Once Katy Perry had to call me saying how she felt glorious to be here without me. Do you believe it? Just the second phrase, okay? Lol.

Anyway, has Nicolas Cage ever visited this island? Not sure. Maybe next, after all his debts paid off. But, that's history, I believe; he can come to Bali anytime he wants, not as celebrity but as tourist only. The world will give him free access if he would like to search on the Internet.

Sure, anybody like to have fun in Bali, enjoy sunbathing at Kuta beach, be amazed by naughty monkeys in Sangeh, thrilled by various everlasting Hinduism ritual and ceremonies, and attracted by a lot of traditional and unique souvenirs. But who likes to die here? Are there anyone among world celebrities?

Before I tell you more about it, it is for you to know and be aware of, that on the Day of Nyepi (Silence Day), which is part of public holiday in Indonesia, you are not allowed to wander around the island. Traveling and outdoor activities are forbidden! and the world must respect it, and so must celebrities. Bali is totally dead. Only security officers stay vigil.

It's quiet, calm and restless, and anybody who prefers to die here must wait until everything gets back to normal. The shooting process can be carried on later. Therefore, on learning this, you should not be curious who celebrities like to die in Bali are, should you? They have already had some stunt men to do it for them. WHAT?!

Sorry, world, a little joke may make your day brighter.

Happy travelling!
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ON HOLIDAY

Posted on 18:42 by rajrani


           MY HEAD'S AT THE BEACH
           Look for more chronicles soon!

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Sunday, 24 March 2013

Bruno Mars Bad Song

Posted on 07:07 by rajrani
When you search on the Internet surely what you can find most is Bruno Mars best song. Looking for a bad one is not recommended for the fans.



First, let's sing a pop music which is first recorded as being used in 1926, in the sense of a piece of music "having popular appeal". At that time Bruno Mars was not born yet, and neither was I. The bad song was presented not at the events in the history of recording in the 1920s. It cannot be seen as the birth of the modern pop music industry, not including in country, blues and hillbilly music.



According to fans, Bruno Mars is not good at parodying term "pop music" originated in Sweden in the mid-1970s as a description for a duet performance with Tom Jones who, if he happens to come across this blog, might think all history above is all like bad song--no rhythm at all. Meaning: fake!



Never ever listen to a comedian saying, "too much improvisation will kill you." Just grab a microphone and sing, no matter how bad a music is, Bruno Mars will be there appearing in your mind leading you to heaven.



However, there is no heaven without best song. Be it Harlem Shake or Gangnam Style if all copying materials outdo one another, so music is not part of fashion and entertainment, it's evil. Get confused with this statement?



Just pay attention if you happen to find Bruno Mars singing anything you find stressful on the Internet, like Online Marketing activities choir, that's one thing for sure a bad song anybody won't to listen to.



Or, on the contrary, you may ask for it.
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After converting to Islam Robert Pattinson lives together with Kristen Steward?

Posted on 03:49 by rajrani
This is not excellent news! That Robert Pattinson has converted to Islam and he’s living with Kristen again. This is a terrible hoax! So, rather than believe in such a parody, playing games with vampire will be excellent. Is it a good idea? No, that's stupid! So, ask the children to go to bed early after finishing their homework.

No Muslim activity done by Pattinson that after a lengthy separation, he and his sweetheart have finally reunited in Los Angeles. No kinda prayer you'll see him do five time a day. After the two were spotted out together at one of their favorite bars, Ye Rustic Inn, on Mar.19, HollywoodLife.com has learned that theTwilight twosome are once again living together in Kristen’s house! that's also most of the headline tell about them today. Nothing to do with Robert Pattinson converting to Islam at all.

Rob is living at Kristen’s house. There's no sermon, no Friday prayer and no compulsory for her to wear a veil and he doesn't have to let his beard grow long .Their dogs are there and surely know nothing about the gossip of Robert Pattinson's conversion to Islam — that is the hoax obvious you can find on the net. He considers Kristen’s home, his home too, not a cemetery.

Okay, this is as the story goes: Robert Pattinson , an actor that has amassed 18 million dollars has converted to Islam. The news came as a shocker when he admitted it to Husagh presses in an interview with him. Pattinson admitted that it was a hard decision and was and this will be "extremely life changing."

And the fact as you can find at the date above is more up to date than any kinds of hoaxes scattered on the Internet. Okay, by the way, you want to leave together with them? What are you? You're not Jim Carrey, are you?
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Thursday, 21 March 2013

Fancy Home Decor in the eye of eccentric designers?

Posted on 04:47 by rajrani
Welcome to the world of art. That's right, you are here to have your house redecorated, not just to fancy your home; let us decorate it for you.

But, sorry, our men are away on holidays and will come back two weeks later. And how to complete the total look of your new room, you don't need piles of paints at all. You don't need to climb on the roof and take a ladder to continue to your attic. Fancy home interiors mean you leave all to the experts. Let them all decorate it for you. When it comes to beauty, designers know best what to do.

In the mean time provide custom bedspreads and designer pillows nearby, available around your neighborhood, to match your taste of the walls and windows. All the color matching at fancy home interiors is not decorated by amateur designers, all done by color spectrometers.

While the computer records all the detail of your fancy room, rest your eye, forget the color components in any wall covering, tile, fabric, carpeting, or other decorating accessory. And relax, we're going to tell a story about celebrity having ho home. Is it really terrible that he become homeless? Last night we saw him on the way home form a window of the commuter line. We couldn't yell at him, sure, we couldn't. But rather we think about how to make a home decor in the wagon. Should be fancy, we believe. Is it a crazy idea? With lavish carpets and with the interior to tickle your funny bone? What's all about? Forget it, our men won't laugh hard enough for this.

Would you come to visit our showroom? Unfortunately our designers are still having vacation and they may be decorating the wide variety of home in fancy style.

But it's okay. We do the artwork, it's seasonal, yes it is. Just see the mirrors and our men will be back from holiday. They will fix the clocks, and the lamps and accessories on flying carpet.

Sure, fancy home decor shouldn't be silly.
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