Amanda Bynes Shows Ugly Face on Twitter?

Not really, the Internet gives Amanda Bynes an opportunity to curse someone she hates. She brands Jay-Z 'ugly face' on Twitter and this spread to the world becoming Google Hot Trend. Is the following a funny story? Check it out.

"Stop acting like I'm doing something wrong," she wrote to Complex on Twitter. "I'm obsessed with myself on Twitter. Also, my video last night was perfection." But toddlers know nothing about it. They kept listening to mother's lulling them to sleep.

"I'm so sick of the articles you write about me," Bynes continued. "I want every fake article deleted."

But not my article writing about her, I hope. Jay-Z 'ugly face' should not be dramatized by a statement saying that Amanda Bynes urged to slam him because of discrimination. He didn't give her chocolate at her birthday party and she cried and told her mother about it. That's not funny at all.

And another weird story should not be continued due to:

First, her busy schedule to meet the deadline of "exchange pleasantries" on Twitter if she wishes. I recommend creating a spoof with me which doesn't include personal discredit

Second, Jay-Z 'ugly face' is not subject to unfair judgment. It should be edited and framed with Photoshop and shared to any social networking sites.

Don't blame Amanda Bynes if she won't help me complete a funny story about .... a framed and shared Photoshop work!
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Entrepreneur Funny Article?

Looking for some entrepreneur articles? Yup, you have decided something monumental in your life. There are always options to make, and if you think you would like to make a total self-made, surely you need to run your own business becoming a boss in your own company. Nothing so funny when it comes to building a dream of success with so many people laughing at you now.

Why is it useful to read an article of entrepreneurship? First, because there's nothing called as funny when someday you'll be there in your realized dream and recall what you've done before by "regretting" having taken this conquered risk. It's all of your hard work that your workplace is no more appealing to you; you are the boss managing your own employees, either at home or anywhere you like. Second, inspiration comes from no where unless you search for it. Reading a review, a report, a story about successful people to some is half way to success. To other it's a comparison, and to the pessimists it is no more than a fable.

Anyway, what makes this article funny? Before I answer it. I would like to introduce you to an entrepreneur who gets difficult to smile. Why?

First, he has an abundant of wealth, including a great deal of money in Swiss Bank, but up to now he doesn't want if that money transferred to his domestic account. Why he doesn't want it being transferred? It's because he just cannot count the money. Why counting is so horrible for him? Because by the time I am writing this, he hasn't been recovered from his "long journey to the moon" in a mental asylum.

Second, he hates reading, he loves being talked about.

Not funny? Forget it. So do your best, be an entrepreneur now, whether or not you find this article useful.
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Spiritual Lessons Should Not Be Funny

Or should spiritual lessons be funny? It depends on what aim you pursue to get enlightened in life. Think about life without body, without clothes, but you are not naked as your soul is learning about immortality and it doesn't need carnal media.

Your face shows that you are not robot that can only say yes and no when it comes to learning about mechanism. Spirituality is a confusing topic that you need a forum to gather people and conduct a debate with them and exchange funny arguments, sarcasm, blasphemy or stories about the day after, so that, instead of leading your soul to hell, your desire urges you to laugh out loud. Such a lesson is not available at formal school.

It is not like learning grammar that enables you to create a conjunction to connect your soul to heaven. Spiritual lessons should exclude formula to get you out of traditional concept of learning. It needs a divine approach that if it doesn't sound funny, you should not laugh out loud.

Consider the following actions when you learn about something more precious than life

1. Do not sing a reggae song
Your teacher, instructor or guru won't listen to your hoarse voice due to your sore throat problem as you're tired of doing the yoga all night long

2. Funny or no, spiritual lessons will bring you to the kitchen when you're hungry and you don't have to do the yoga while eating, not necessarily in dining table

3. The most valuable point you can get after reading this "useful article" is that if you disagree with it, you still can laugh but you cannot fly
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Office Design Plan by Mr. Cabinet

Mr. Cabinet has already planned some office design, but it's cancelled just that way. He has the right to do so and the city doesn't have to cry for this. Indeed furniture in the eye of artists is a fancy of passion. But on the other hand, it's just premises that people know at where to work behind the desk.

It's not the First Interstate Bank Building, a 62-story skyscraper, in Los Angeles that suffered the worst high-rise fire in the city's history that Mr. Cabinet has been thinking of. It's about office design plan that should be built fire proof. Can he? What's your fancy about if you were him being in the office building and having no projects to do?

Battling the blaze, which lasts for more and more hours, he is accustomed to this. He cares about window breakage, which complicated firefighting efforts once in his previous office but Mr. Cabinet won't take the initiative soon to replace the destroyed design. Plan about it is hanging somewhere in the air. If this is to tickle your fancy, I'm afraid you won't hire a designer to beautify your workplace interior someday while in urgency.

Should we help him? But why?

First, Mr. Cabinet cannot do the design alone because all plans have not been approved and brought by President Director to a meeting.

Second, when it comes to arson, he must protect his office as part of dedication and pride.

Third, it's not about something to tickle your funny bone if he says, as the man of furniture he needs to look in the mirror occasionally and keeps himself well-groom.

Please help him or otherwise, he will be distressed because you think he is only a piece of furniture himself.
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India tours with Celebrity?

Welcome to India tours. Here you'll be guided by Bollywood stars whose beauty is said second to goddess. The glitters in Bollywood cinema, which one would you like to accompany you to explore Mumbai. The celebrities will be ready to take you anywhere with a warm smile and friendly guidance.

Introducing Le Sutra. A boutique hotel located in the trendy neighborhood of Union Park, far away from slum areas in Mumbai in case you're afraid your jewelry be snatched. Le Sutra has some borderline cheesy rooms, but it works for visitors who want to see the beauty of India through a large screen TV. There you'll see Indian celebrities to be with you in an unforgettable tour. They are the stranded angels who will sing around you and dance and shake your body all night long.

You'll learn about Indian spirituality in the hotel decor. The tour can turn you to be emotionally involved in their culture. Each of the three floors represents a level of spirituality; level one is Tamas (inertia), level two is Rajas (activity) and level three is Sattva Guna (goodness). The hotel doesn't have a restaurant, but is within walking distance of restaurants such as Olive Bar & Kitchen and dessert haven Delicacy. There the celebrities will invite more and more dancers and amaze you with dances and songs.

The celebrities then will take you to the ballroom and the camera will focus on you again, but you keep wondering, is it really an amazing package of an Indian tour? Well, open your eyes, in case you doubt this fancy. Would like to blame for the excessive fantasy? Better wake up and arrange your schedule soon. My time to tickle your fancy's up.

More about the hotel: Le Sutra, 14 Union Park, Khar West, Mumbai; +91 22 2649 2995; www.lesutra.in; Doubles from Rs 6,500

Don't forget to ring me when you dance there with ... Whoever you want. Lol!
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Funny Story Blog? Maybe Mr. Nurman Learns To Tickle Your Fancy!

So many funny story blogs on the Internet, but the one whose writer productively and enthusiastically learns to tell jokes in English is Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy. Why is it regarded as funny? Or silly, maybe?

First, the blog doesn't talk about something that puzzles you intellectually. No story about chemistry. It doesn't include mathematics formula that you should frown upon and there are no political terms to force you to take initiative to create new jargon about politics. It's just funny and weird, because it is not written by a native speaker of English so that the jokes quite often don't keep up or comply with western culture, yet it is not slapstick, either. It uses the formula "tickle" and "fancy" somewhat relates or connoted to indecent perception. Using url www.man2tickle.com, the author once presumed as gay with such a domain name. He is absolutely not! And the contents exclude sexuality.

Second, what do you think about spoof, especially about celebrities? Parody? Satire? Funny story? What do you think about wit? What do you think about seo? What do you think about all things above put together in one blog and the writer claims he is learning to tickle your fancy? What? There's nothing that you should think about. That's weird! That's it! That's the laughable part. Why? Many people do it on the Internet, right? So what's the point? Business! When it comes to thinking business as a hobby, there's nothing so valuable as passion. It means it's a fail blog. There are a lot of efforts the author has tried to win such specific keywords on Google and quite often outdone by someone else. It ain't no money. Including also from his self-assessment progress on the Internet like Indonesian seo writer or Indonesian comedy writer.

How can I be so sure about it? Even when Nicolas Cage got a debt problem, I knew nothing about it. That's because I read between the line. Mr. Nurman taught me over and over to keep learning to tickle everyone's fancy by writing more and more funny stories, even though you earn nothing but only happiness and ... Postponed money?

Is that right, man? Especially the latter? What is that supposed to mean? When it comes to money it is not funny anymore!

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Head to the movies while you wait for the real thaw

Woe is me and my buds and bulbs. Where is April's green?
The wind is howling or is that my inner voice pining for this:

Must distract with cinema and a popcorn double bill.
Back in September 2012, I saw a bunch of films at the Toronto International Film Festival including The Sapphires and The Place Beyond the Pines.
You might recall reading about them here:
( See my TIFF favourites post)

Now released in theatres, they are both worthy outings and will certainly wipe the ice pellets from your sluggish winter-isn't-over-yet-you're kidding-right? brains! 

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