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Monday, 29 April 2013

Long Distance Relationship Problem: Just Take It Easy

Posted on 22:25 by rajrani
How to cope with a long distance relationship problem? Just take it easy. First, you know what to do, where to go and how to settle each other down and how to cope with the messed-up affair.



You do? If not, think about the second point. Second, you don't know what to do, where to go and how to cope with each other problem. Having a long distance relationship should not distress you, so that you feel as if it sucks your blood: Just take it easy



Better not feeling it alone even though you think it is too personal and it is too risky to trust someone to solve your problem. But, it's okay if that what you think, don't trust these people to help you cope with your long distance relationship problem:



1. Lawyer



You're not divorcing someone, you're not even married yet. You just need a pal around and therefore there's no need a professional to interfere with your business.



2. Security Guards



In spite of their main job to protect their clients from risks of safety, it is not recommended that you use their service for the sake of your own security. You're not keeping belongings



3. Tour guide



Is he a spiritual consultant? You're not going to India to see the celebrities and dance with them. Okay, that will make you forget your partner, but surely, it will take a lot of money.



4. Blogger



Especially the one who likes rewriting or spinning an article of your long distance relationship problem and make it a parody or spoof ... Like me!!!



What?!
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Sunday, 28 April 2013

Guarding the nest

Posted on 13:33 by rajrani


It was the best of times and the worst of times.

  We were robbed Friday night while at my nephew’s last jazz concert before he graduates from high school. Just another “b & e,”* so banal and ubiquitous that we waited an hour for the police to make an appearance.
Apologies to Mr. Dickens, but confronted with the urban duality of crime and community, I'm borrowing from the best.
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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Storytelling in a new age

Posted on 07:30 by rajrani

It's part of my morning ritual to wake up with another man.
My husband's ok with it.
He's lived with me long enough to understand my needs.

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Lawyer Advertisement Ideas, No Spoof!

Posted on 06:24 by rajrani
As with business, lawyers also need to advertise themselves as part of a campaign to get clients. And the Internet is one of the most appropriate media for this purpose. So what ideas would be better for the commercial?

Lawyers need to highlight their services, describe their portfolio or outlines various cases ever handled and won. Unless they have already been well-known, the advertisement does not need to be done intensively. The idea of self promotion can be put aside, just wait for "the victim" to come to hire them. Does this sound cynical?

Lawyer advertisement ideas should not promote things too dramatic or glamorous because currently you are not releasing a new movie.

The things that need to be done besides advertising promotions are as follows:

1. When shaking hands with a man you first meet. say, "if you have a case that I can handle?"

2. When the person is asking about you, say that you are not selling something but offering something

3. When the person has a problem with his marriage life say that you are not the angel of savior, you are just an ordinary person who wants to help others.

Okay, now the question is: Are you going to do as suggested above? What an idea! If yes. it means you need to advertise yourself. If not, you also need to do so. If you think it's a silly suggestion as it is straight to the point, you need to create your own narration to your ad.

Do not try me, my audience are comedy lovers.

india tour
Wanna come?

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Monday, 22 April 2013

Car Insurance? Which Do You Choose: Reliable, Cheaper Or Fast?

Posted on 23:29 by rajrani
Which is the priority? When it comes to car insurance, what you need is a trust to support all facilities to make things easy, reliable, cheaper and fast. Where can you get all such services, anyway? First, do the survey and compare. Search on the Internet. Have a serious online activity to meet your need.



However, if your tour then gets distracted there, get back to your initial idea, and imagine--if necessary close your eyes first--that the car Insurance you're looking for, despite it is no more bounded by distance, place and space, comes from a trustful source . If you choose a reliable one, you don't have to ask your father in-law about it, right? Like, "What else, Papa? If it is not Cheaper? Faster?" Lol. It is more than: that everything is available online.



Again, don't get distracted. Because the Internet, on the one hand, is known as a home base for spamming, and, on the other hand, is a pleasure cage for anybody knowing no where to go. You can buy and sell car here with or without insurance. Whenever you need some reliable or cheaper stuff, things online can provide fast service whether you like to follow it up or no.



So after reading this, go, have your car insured. No matter how simple it is to presume as not reliable, cheaper, fast as what you have in mind, you should build a positive thinking.



Don't do as I do: build a dream of having a car by blogging!
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Sunday, 21 April 2013

Embrace the Quirkmeister!

Posted on 20:26 by rajrani


You have to be one to understand one.
That's what I sometimes say to foreign friends who want me to get into it over Canadian culture and try to define something, anything that is essential Canadian.
Maybe I should just turn up k.d. Lang.
Really loud.
Then maybe they'd get it.

Her voice is immediately familiar and sends me to my happy place. There is just no other singer who can elicit in me such deep veins of melancholy and joy.
If you heard cheering down the street from inside that house with the red door, that was me, watching k.d Lang accept her official induction into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame at tonight's Juno awards in Regina...me, cheering for the rightness of it all, and her fabulous speech.  

"I think the fact that I'm standing here receiving this award says more about Canada than it does about me, because only in Canada could there be such a freak as k.d. Lang receiving this award. Only in Canada could there be people like Stompin' Tom Connors and Rita MacNeil. So I am here to tell you, my friends and my countrymen, that it is OK to be you. It is OK to let your freak flags fly. Embrace the quirkmeister that is inside all of us.

And I'm not even just talking artists, every single person in this nation has the right to be themselves, live life go team go. I love you Canada, thank you so much."

This is not the first time the Edmonton born singer has stolen the show at the Junos. 
Here she is in 2005 singing a Canadian classic. 

Go ahead and turn up the volume. I'm right there with you.




More on music: Tegan and Sara
                             Prince 
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Saturday, 20 April 2013

Back at school, changing the world not so quietly.

Posted on 08:28 by rajrani
Time has chosen their 2013 list of the 100 most influential people in the world.
This is the 10th such list from the magazine and one that measures future potential as much as it rewards current success in various fields. Only 35 women made the list, including Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani schoolgirl who survived a vicious attack by the Taliban. Her ordeal and passionate advocacy earned her one of seven cover portraits.

"Malala, the human incarnation of the inhuman Nietzschean precept that whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, has been catapulted to prominence and handed the resources and connections to campaign on a grand scale."

I wrote here about Yousafzai last fall, hoping my children and their peers would include her when looking for heroes beyond the pop culture pin ups. 
(Missing the point)

Today, the young activist is back at school, this time in the U.K., at a girls school in Birmingham.
After a week where we were reminded of the unsettling tides of the new terrorism, can I help but be cheered at this video of her tour in her new school?

(BACK TO SCHOOL TIME VIDEO)


Read more of Time profile here

 Recent Chronicle posts you may have missed:
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